Pop Culture Affidavit Episode 55: Where Dreams Come True (Summer 2015 Part Two)

Episode 55 Website CoverThe summer 2015 recap continues with a Walt Disney World episode! Join me, Amanda, and Brett as we head to Orlando in July and cover past and present vacations, what we loved doing, what we loved to eat, and a little bit of Agent P’s World Showcase Adventure!

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And now for some bonus material!

During the show, I talk about my past experiences at Walt Disney World and also read the section on the now-defunct EPCOT Center ride Horizons found in Walt Disney World: A Pictorial Souvenir, which was published in 1984 and I received either right before or during my first trip to Walt Disney World in 1985.  Below are some scans of the book for you all to enjoy.

First, the cover:

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The beginning of the section of The Magic Kingdom, featuring a gorgeous evening shot:

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Main Street, U.S.A.  I particularly like this page because of the perspective in the picture on the lower left.  You don’t get that view very often.  Plus, I have to admit that the lack of a crowd in the picture on the lower right is amusing:

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Two of the pages on Fantasyland.  I chose the first because of that gorgeous shot of Cinderella’s Castle with the purple sky behind it.  The second, I chose, because it has a picture of the skyway that ran over Fantasyland but closed in 1999 (fun fact: Disneyland had a similar skyway, which took you through the Matterhorn, which sounds awesome):

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A quick look at Tomorrowland, which is definitely one of the lands of the magic kingdom that changed the most since I was a kid.  I rode the Astro Orbiter for the very first time this year, although I have to admit that part of me wishes I’d ridden it back in the day when it had its classic look:

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The opening of the EPCOT Center section of the book, complete with the old EPCOT Center logo.  I own two vintage-style T-shirts with the logo:

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The two-page spread about the EPCOT Center attraction known as Horizons.  This is the section of the book I read on the air.  A little more history about Horizons:  it opened in 1983 and was part of the “phase II” of EPCOT construction/attractions.  It closed in 1994 but was reopened in December 1995 and then closed permanently in 1999.  The attraction was completely disassembled and demolished and is now the home of Mission: Space.  You can see some of the pieces of the Horizons ride on display in the lobby of Walt Disney: One Man’s Dream theater in Hollywood Studios.

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Another defunct ride in EPCOT is the GM-sponsored World of Motion.  This was one of the original EPCOT Center Future World rides before it closed in 1996.  The building still remains, as it was refurbished for what is now the Chevrolet-sponsored Test Track:

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CommuniCore is the original name for what is now known as Innoventions in EPCOT’s Future World.  The buildings haven’t changed in structure–they are still two half-circles right behind Spaceship Earth–and there are still restaurants and gift shops.  The original exhibits were more thematically linked to the various pavilions in Future World, but the Innoventions ones seem to be more of their own thing.  If I may editorialize for a moment, I hope something more interesting is done with Innoventions because while some of the exhibits and interactive games are pretty cool, it seems like there is a lot of wasted space in those buildings:

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The page on Canada in the World Showcase.  Because Canada is awesome, has one of my favorite gift shops in EPCOT, and there’s a guy playing a tuba:

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One of the souvenir guidebook’s pages on the Contemporary Resort hotel.  This one was always a personal favorite of mine, as I think it is with a lot of kids, because it’s the one that the monoral drives through.

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Here are some pages on Discovery Island, the now-closed zoological park that was part of the Walt Disney World resort until 1999.  And if you’re interested in more, here’s a link to a blog post by Shane Perez, who explored the closed facility in 2009:  The Photography of Shane Perez — Discovery Island:

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River Country was Walt Disney World’s first water park and operated seasonally until November 2001.  It was scheduled to reopen in 2002 but that never came to be and the park now sits abandoned:

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One of the other resorts that you could stay at in 1984 was the Golf Resort Hotel.  The property has since been sold off and from what I can tell is no longer part of the Walt Disney World resort; however, if you’d like a trip down memory lane, the blog Passport to Dreams has an excellent post about it from 2012:  Passport to Dreams–Return to the Golf Resort:

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Two other areas that have been around since the park’s earliest days in the 1970s are Lake Buena Vista and Walt Disney World Village.  I am not sure if Lake Buena Vista still functions as a resort the way it did back in the 1970s and 1980s, but you can still shop at the Walt Disney World Village.  Except they don’t call it the Walt Disney World Village anymore–it was renamed Disney Village Marketplace in 1989, Downtown Disney in 1997, and Disney Springs on September 29, 2015:

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Finally, a look ahead at what was coming to Walt Disney World in 1986, the new EPCOT Center Future World attraction known as The Living Seas:

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In Country: Marvel Comics’ “The ‘Nam” — Episode 57

IC 57 Website CoverThe ‘Nam reaches a milestone with issue #50 and I continue my look at series creator Doug Murray’s final story arc with this second part of a three-part story about a donut dolly and a chopper pilot. It’s “Between a Rock and a Hard Place” by Doug Murray and Herb Trimpe.

Plus, in the second half of the episode, I take a look at the first episode of the 1988 coming-of-age sitcom, The Wonder Years.

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The 2015 Baltimore Comic-Con Recap

A Ninjak cosplayer who was in line to meet Jimmy Palmiotti.

A Ninjak cosplayer who was in line to meet Jimmy Palmiotti.

I can’t tell if after four straight years of attending, I can consider myself a “seasoned veteran” of the Baltimore Comic-Con. But I certainly have enough experience to evaluate it. I attended on Saturday, September 25 and was there prior to rope drop until around 5:00. I’ll have a much longer look at the con in episode 56 of the podcast a few weeks from now, but for now I wanted to offer my quick take on what I thought were its five most notable aspects.

1. Logistics. It seems silly to start out a review of a comic convention talking about the way the con is put together or handled, but I am sure that I’m not the only person who takes notice of these things and will criticize (sometimes loudly) when they’re not done well. Fortunately, I’m not going to criticize much here. If anything, things have improved during the last two years since the convention was moved to the larger hall on the corner of Pratt and Howard Streets. Much of the line is contained indoors (and conveniently near a restroom) and one featured added this year for those of us who are “commuting” the con and not booking a hotel room is that the convention planners have partnered with an app called Parking Panda, something which allowed me to find and pay online parking for the entire day for the incredibly reasonable rate of $15. Granted, I’m sure that I could have done my research and arrived early enough to snag this by myself but the convenience of having this done for me and ahead of time made even getting to the convention a pleasure (the less said about traffic on I-95 in the Washington, D.C. area the better).

The crowds at the con have gotten larger in the last few years and it has expanded to three days and the convention planners are obviously taking all of this into consideration and doing their best to plan around it. Personally, I’m curious as to what goes into it. I have an extremely limited amount of event planning experience (I once worked a trade show booth), but I think that an inside look at what goes into the planning of something as large as a three-day comic convention would be fascinating. A great podcast episode topic, perhaps? Not that I’m fishing for someone to contact me and make me that offer …

2. Kids Love Comics. Next year, if he’s still into superheroes, Star Wars, and the same books he’s been reading, I am going to take my son Brett along with me for that Saturday because I think he’ll be old enough to handle the crowd (he’ll be nine and will have had two Disney World trips under his belt), and he’ll be able to take full advantage of the Kids Love Comics section of the con. I hovered around the area and picked up a few things for him this year and noticed that it has expanded in the last couple of years to not only include activities and contests as well as chances to meet the creators of various all-ages comics, but it also has expanded to include young people who create comics. My very first year at the convention, I saw a young woman named Mary Jane DeCarlo, who was selling copies of her comic “Just Fly.” She was probably the youngest person behind a table there. This year, I noticed an entire row of tables with teenagers and kids who were producing and selling comics. This included John, Will, and Jack Gallagher from whom I bought a copy of E.P.I.C. Bros. for Brett to read.

Back toward the beginning of the year, I was a guest on episode 50 of The Quarter Bin podcast and one of the topics that we discussed was how the comics industry is going to survive in its current climate. One of the points that I made was that the Big Two in the comics industry needs to shore up their lines of all-ages comics. The Irredemable Shag, in the companion episode of Relatively Geeky Presents, added to that point by saying not only should they shore up their all-ages lines but look at distributing them where the kids shop as well as allow those all-ages comics to be a loss leader. Additionally, they need to look at what is being done here, which is not only encouraging kids to come to a comic convention, dress up (there is a kids’ costume contest), and meet people who produce some of their favorite comics (props to Kaboom!, whose booth is always excellent), but also learn how to create their own. Here’s just a sample of what was available during the weekend:

  • Haiku 101: learn how to write your very own cat-themed haiku poem
  • Pixel Portraits: a digital storytelling workshop
  • Create Your Own Superhero Symbol
  • Superhero University (create your own character, cape, and mask)

If you want to cultivate another generation of comics fans, this is how you do it. I’m actually looking forward to taking Brett next year because it’ll be his first ever convention and I’ll be able to experience this is in a completely different way.

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From left to right: Deathstroke, Harley Quinn, Mr. Freeze, and Catwoman.

3. A Focus on Comics. And I should add a subtitle here, which is: “despite the absence of the big two.” Talk to just about anyone on the convention who has been there for a few years running (and I ran into at least a few people that I’ve seen a number of times) and one of the biggest items of praise they will give the convention is that it’s still focused on comics. The Baltimore Comic-Con started back in 1999 and I believe it was first held at the Sheraton in Towson (the hotel where my parents used to stay when they visited me at Loyola and where my friend’s wedding reception was held) and since that first year has attracted some serious talent for signings and panels. This year, Mark waid was the guest of honor (and I had great timing in that I was able to get to his table when he was actually there) but there was also a spotlight on Jules Feiffer, and artists and writers like Neal Adams, Marv Wolfman, Jim Starlin, Mike Grell, Ethan Van Sciver, Jimmy Palmiotti, Amanda Conner, Walt and Louise Simonson, and Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez (praised be his name) to name a few were there to sign and sketch. I’ve never personally done the New York or San Diego Comic-Cons, but I have heard that the major complaint about New York is that it doesn’t handle the crowds very well and that San Diego seems to be shoving aside the comics in favor of it being an entertainment industry expo. Here, you’ve got people who are both experienced and new in the comics field and they are mostly front and center. And I’m not just saying that because I’ve had the chance to get a bunch of comics signed. I’m saying it because it does seem to satisfy a lot of comics fans. Furthermore, many of those creators appear on part of the Hero Initiative and the CBLDF has a big presence. Which leads me to …

4. Celebrity Guests. Though there is a presence of comics, the last two years have featured celebrity guests. Kevin Smith had special programming a few years ago and last year, Peter Mayhew made an appearance but this year there were five: Paul Blackthorne and Katie cassidy from Arrow; Raphael Sbarge from Once Upon a Time; and Edward James Olmos and Ming-Na Wen from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (among many other movies and television series). They’re all obviously comics or sci-fi/fantasy focused but the autographs and photo ops came at a pretty steep cost (about $50-$60), something I wasn’t exactly prepared to pay. Additionally, the area with the celebrity guests was completely separate from the rest of the floor, which definitely helped with the flow of the room and didn’t make it feel too crowded, but I couldn’t tell how successful this endeavor was. If it wasn’t, perhaps the convention will continue to limit the number of media guests; if it was, will it expand and by how much? Do hardcore comic book fans start worrying that this is the beginning of Baltimore becoming more of an entertainment convention like San Diego has become or is it just an added feature?

Cobra Commander 2016!

Cobra Commander 2016!

Danaerys Targaryen cosplay.

Danaerys Targaryen cosplay.

5. Programming. There’s a lot of cosplay at the Baltimore Comic-Con. Especially Deadpool and Harley Quinn (seriously … I think you could go next door to Oriole Park and have all of the Deadpool players play the Harley Quinn cosplayers). There are panels about cosplay, even for kids. Beyond that, there are creator spotlights and panels that discuss comics as well as issues in comics or put the spotlight on comics companies. I’ve been to a few over the years and they’re put on very well, but I’d personally love to see more nostalgia-focused panels. This year, there was one about the New Mutants, The Spirit, ads in comics, the Silver Age, and action figures, but perhaps the con could add some more with either creators or fans running panels about specific eras of comic books or comic book characters, or taking a look back a much-loved comic or toy line from the past.

I’ve had the pleasure of listening to panels from other shows run by podcasters such as Scott Gardner and Michael Bailey that covered Marvel’s Star Wars, 1980s Batman comics, Transformers, and G.I. Joe, among other topics, and they have always been as entertaining as their podcasts. In fact, with all of the “how-to” panels, perhaps a panel on comics podcasting could be added to the programming. I think that this is the area in which the convention has the greatest potential to add and diversify.

You’ll hear more from me about the Baltimore Comic-Con in a few weeks when I dig deeper into my coverage on episode 56 of Pop Culture Affidavit. In addition, I have posted my pictures to the Pop Culture Affidavit Facebook page. And finally, look for a clip from Jimmy Palmiotti in an upcoming episode of In Country, my podcast covering Marvel’s The ‘Nam.

In Country: Marvel Comics’ “The ‘Nam” — Episode 56

IC 56 Website CoverDoug Murray returns to give us the first of a three-part story arc about a helicopter pilot in what will be his final storyline on the book. It’s The ‘Nam #49, “What They’re Fighting For,” brought to you by Doug Murray and Herb Trimpe.

Plus, in the “added feature” portion of the episode, I take a look at the second (and last) “5th to the 1st” piece by Doug Murray and Michael Golden from Savage Tales #4, “The Sniper.

Plus … listener email!

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Pop Culture Affidavit Presents: 80 Years of DC Comics Part 9 — Licensed Properties

80 Years Episode 9 Website LogoOur walk through the non-superhero history of DC Comics is back with a look at licensed properties comics. And this one is full of guest stars! Stella! Andy Leyland! Charo! Brett Panarese! The 1972 Miami Dolphins! People who steal other people’s tired bits!

This episode starts off with Stella (Batgirl to Oracle) sitting down with me at Starbucks to talk about a story from a Dale Evans comic from the 1940s. Then I head to the 1970s and bring you the hot rod racin’ action of Hot Wheels! After that, we head into the 1980s and Andy Leyland (Hey Kids, Comics! The Palace of Glittering Delights) and I talk about the first issue of V: The Comic Book. Finally, I sit down with Brett for an issue of Scooby-Doo Team-Up. All the stars are here, waitin’ for you!

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Modern Diner

1:43 a.m.
(Conversation on a Diner Napkin)

Rain falls to the sidewalk
beside a lonely crowded roadside diner,
where I’m wondering what it was about her
that could have stopped the world for so long.

The exact handwriting, shape of numbers–
lines a paper napkin
with her phone number
in faded gray pencil and that smudge
always a backdrop for conversation.

And smiling.

I remember smiling
and she did the same
even though the music stopped
and the words were erased
by the rain ticking off my umbrella
into the night.

I wrote that poem for a creative writing class. in the fall of 1997.  It’s not a particularly great poem, nor is it based on anything that actually happened or anyone I know.  I am pretty sure that the inspiration was more along the lines of an imaginary idea, a fictional story where two people enter a diner and one leaves heartbroken, the only thing left to show for it is something scribbled on a napkin–notes, a phone number, maybe something much deeper.  It didn’t matter.

But the geographical inspiration was very real.  Sitting on Main Street not too far from the intersection with Greene Avenue, the Sayville Modern Diner was just about everything you would expect from a restaurant with the word “diner” in its name–a greasy spoon filled with vinyl-covered booths, the sounds of silverware clanking on thick earthenware dishes, and the smells of a grill that had seen countless omelets and cheeseburgers.  It was not haute cuisine by any means and even though the menu was pretty extensive, any time I was in there, I ordered one of two things:  some sort of omelet with a toasted bagel, orange juice, and coffee; or a cheeseburger deluxe.  Well, that’s not 100% accurate because there were those times when I was feeling extra fancy and got a hot open turkey sandwich, but really it was those two items, which are diner standards.

The Sayville Modern Diner circa 1996.  Taken from a 1997 calendar.  Photo by Pat Link.

The Sayville Modern Diner circa 1996. Taken from a 1997 calendar. Photo by Pat Link.

While breakfast after midnight is something you can get in quite a number of places outside Long Island (I have a number of memories involving late-night runs to Denny’s outside of Baltimore), I have to say that there are few if any places without the word “diner” in their name that really know what a cheeseburger deluxe is.  And yes, there are better hamburgers out there, burgers with higher quality ingredients and all sorts of creative sauces.  I love those places, don’t get me wrong, but there is something about the simple perfection of a single patty on a bun served with fries, onion rings, and a pickle (with the option of topping it with lettuce, tomato, and onions).  You don’t need anything else.

Of course, the food at a place like the Modern Diner is not the reason you go to a place like the Modern Diner.  I’ve noticed that diner culture has been fetishized over the last few years because of the culinary hate crime that is Guy Fieri, but turn away from his shtick and walk into a diner and you find something incredibly genuine that cannot be mass-produced.  Oh, it’s been tried–I’m sure there are still a few Silver Diner restaurants left at local shopping malls, but that place felt more like bad theme park kitsch as opposed to an actual diner.

That’s because a real diner feels worn in.  It’s the type of place where you can go in, get a booth, and aside from getting food and refills, you can be ignored.  You can allow yourself to disappear into that booth as long as possible.  The Modern Diner, when I was a kid, had this brown and gold decor that clearly came from the 1970s and at some point in the Eighties, they remodeled with the same dull magenta color you’d find in your average doctor’s office waiting room.  I’m trying to remember if they remodeled one more time and for some reason keep picturing a seafoam green motif, but I’m not sure.  Decor aside, if I was with my friends, those booths were the entire world for an hour or two.

Sometimes, the conversations were memorable; most of the time they were complete mundane.  Looking back, I feel that time spent there was our part of a ritual that had existed since time immemorial.  You’d make plans to go out and no matter what you did that night, you’d wind up at the diner.  Billy Joel put Brenda and Eddie there.  Garry Marshall had The Fonz set up shop in the bathroom.  George Lucas had Steve Bolander drown his sorrows in a vinyl-cushioned booth.  Barry Levinson wrote an entire movie called Diner that remains one of the all-time great friendship films.  Even when I (badly) wrote teenage characters, I’d have them hang out at the greasy spoon, giving them a moment of pause in a hectic plot or providing a place where moments of truth were had.  They are moments of importance, or in the case of the poem above, moments that are fleeting.  It’s something that is easy to recognize yet tough to capture in exactly the right way.

The Monday before this post went live, the Sayville Modern Diner served its last meal.  The owner, a former classmate of mine, apparently decided to sell, leaving the diner to be turned into a sushi/Asian fusion restaurant.  While I hadn’t been there in nearly a decade, I can definitely say I will miss it, even though there are other diners in town and other diners on Long Island, meaning that the idea of the diner will continue even though this one has closed its doors.

In Country: Marvel Comics’ “The ‘Nam” — Episode 55

IC 55 Website CoverChuck Dixon returns for another issue and Wayne Vansant and Tony DeZuniga hande the art on “The C-Note” from The ‘Nam #48. Also in this episode is the added bonus of another story–in fact, it’s the very first Doug Murray and Michael Golden story from Savage Tales #1, “The 5th to the 1st.”

Plus … listener feedback!

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Pop Culture Affidavit Episode 54: It’s Nerdtastic! (Summer 2015 Recap, Part One — With Stella and Shag!)

Episode 54 Website CoverStella! Shag! Summer! It’s time for the first of a three-part look at the summer of 2015 and it starts off with a talk about movies between me, Stella (Batgirl to Oracle), and The Irredeemable Shag (The Fire & Water Podcast). Then, it’s time for listener feedback.

BUT WAIT … THERE’S MORE!

To hear the rest of the conversation that Stella, Shag, and I had, check out the first two episodes of this three-episode podcast crossover:

The Fire and Water Podcast, Episode 136

Batgirl to Oracle, Episode 105

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In Country: Marvel Comics’ “The ‘Nam” — Episode 54

IC 54 Website CoverJacqueline Zambrano writes a fill-in issue that addresses the racial tension between two of the guys of the 23rd in a story titled “Brothers-in-Arms,” which features art by Wayne Vansant and Tony DeZuniga. It’s all in The ‘Nam #47!

Also, starting this episode, I cover another piece of Vietnam-related pop culture. For my first extra feature, I take a look at G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #26 and 27: “Snake Eyes: The Origin,” which was written by Larry Hama with art by Hama, Steve Leialoh, Frank Springer, and Andy Mushynsky.

Plus … listener feedback!

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In Country: Marvel Comics’ “The ‘Nam” — Episode 53

IC 53 Website CoverChuck Dixon returns to fill in and give us a look at a group of Marines in late April 1970 with issue #46 of The ‘Nam. It’s a story that actually seeds something for later on down the line, although we’ll have a couple of other storylines before we get there. So check out “On the Clock” by Chuck Dixon, Wayne Vansant, and Tony DeZuniga. Plus, I’ll have historical context, which includes a musical selection by Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young; as well as listener feedback, which includes some Iron Maiden!

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